Who gonna kickin whose ass ?

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Hooooo...ii what’s up folks, who’s the life treating you?
Miss me ?, don’t think so. Still in one piece?, hope so.
Me again, back to da blog world with different approach.

Ok first, now I’m asking you, who gonna kickin whose ass if a tiger and an alligator get fight? Maybe sounds like a trivial kindergarten level or even just like a tricky question but it's serious, come on !!! Just make a shot or just guessing is ok, but makes some common sense reasons for your answer please. The answer doesn't require your expertise in zoology or even statistics: D

Already make up you mind, and if want to know the answer (according to me of course :)) Just look the first comment of this post. Ok now is time to my blog. Maybe it will give you some clues for the answer (if you haven’t seen the answer yet).

It ain't easy to be me you know, some people said that I am unpredictable, and even some time I can’t predict my self ha..ha... They think that I have a hole in my head and some time mock me around, but I don’t mind cause I do not really care about them any way. I am not an anomaly, I am categorized to a group, to a type even though that group or type is minority of the society (in Bahasa Indonesia statistic’s jargon it’s called "pencilan"). I think that’s the answer why “All-Size” rigid standard system doesn’t work well for me. I like to customize, to engineerize the situation around.

[Only 1 % of society, what da heaven is it ? ha..ha.... Hei hold on, how could you know about the type and the statistic??] Of course, had made some research and found it up, these are not hard things to do for us in this type [wow smells like a new gangster of snob in town, isn’t it ?] Hei take it easy dude, we’re not snob we just mob of undying skeptic and will learn everything learnable from religion to sex and from chemist to politics. We like to know the concepts, what ever concept, to support and refine our designs, what ever designs. Since, we’re just cut out to design and to compose some strategy. Maybe these're the reasons why we do not pay much respect to titles, common-accepted tradition, authority and status quo. Otherwise we do pay much respect to knowledge, people who have knowledge and have made some contributions to the world, community, groups, or just for him or her close one.

[Ok now, who has made the category of peoples?] Of course some one who’s categorized in the same type with me ? [What da hack ?, are we trapped in narcissistic judgment ?] Absolutely not dude, may I repeat, we are undying skeptic who some time (or maybe often), fells skeptic even to our own thought (it’s not same with low of self confident). The concept of people-category which I’ve told you around was composed by a man, a psychoanalyst (big shot one) who had passed away before that concept was published by other people who had found that works in his archive cabinets. And nowadays those concepts have already been developed and widely used around the globe. And I think those concepts are one of some important thing to consider, if you want to figure out, are you a tiger or an alligator.

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Hooooo...ii apa kabar nih, gimana hidup lo ?
Rindu sama gw? nggak juga. Masih utuh?, pastinya.
Gw lagi, kembali ke dunia blog dengan pendekantan baru.

Ok, pertama gw mo tanya dulu, siapa yg bakal menang kalo macan sama buaya berantem? Mungkin kedengeran kayak tebak-tebakan anak TK atau tekateki jebakan, tapi ini serius, ayo!! Asal nebak juga nggak apa-apa, tapi coba bikin sedikit alasan yang masuk akal untuk jawaban lo. Jawabannya nggak butuh pengetahuan ahli zologi koq apalagi statistik :D

Udah dapet jawabannya?, dan kalo mo tau jawabannya (menurut gw tentunya :)) liat aja di komentar pertama post ini. Ok sekarang waktunya untuk blog gw. Mungkin ini bisa kasih sedikit petunjunk untuk menjawab pertanyaan tadi (itu juga kalo lo blom liat jaawbannya).

Nggak gampan jadi gw, tau nggak? beberapa orang bilang kalo gw nggak bisa diprediksi, dan bahkan terkadang gw juga nggak bisa prediksi diri gw sendiri he..he... Mereka pikir gw rada "miring" dan kadang" ngeledekin gw. Tapi gw nggak keberatan koq, soalnya gw nggak terlalu peduli sama mereka. Gw bukan anomali, gw masuk dalem sebuah kategori sebuah grup, dalam sebuah tipe walaupun grup atau tipe itu termasuk minoritas dalam masyarakat (kalo bahasa statistiknya pencilan). Mungkin itu sebabnya kenapa sistem "satu-untuk-semua" nggak bekerja bagus buat gw. Gw suka kustomisasi, manipulasi situasi sekitar.

[Cuma 1 % dari masyarakat, apa-apaan neh ?, Heh tunggu sebentar, gimana lo bisa tau tentang tipe dan statistiknya??] Ya jelas pake penelitian dan ketemu deh, hal-hal tersebut bukan merupakan suatu yg sulit untuk di lakukan bagi kami dalam tipe ini [wow kayaknya gw mencium bau gengster orang-orang sombong baru dikota neh, bener?] Hei santai kawan, kami bukan orang-orang sombong kami cuma sekumpulan orang biasa yg nggak gampang percaya dan bakal belajar apapun yang bisa dipelajarin dari reliji sape seks dan dari kimia sampai politik. Kami tertarik akan konsep-konsep, konsep apa aja, untuk mendukung dan memperbaiki rancangan kami, rancangan apa saja. Karena kami memang dilahirkan untuk merancang dan menyusus strategi. Mungkin itu sebabnya kami nggak terlalu hormat sama gelar, tradisi umum, otoritas dan status quo. Tetapi kami sangat menghormati pengetahuan, orang yang memiliki dan menyumbangkan pengetahuannya kepada dunia, komunitas, grup, atau sekedar pada orang-orang terdekatnya.

[Ok sekarang, siapa yang udah bikin kategori-tadi itu?] Tentu aja seseorang yg termasuk dalam tipe gw. [Apa-apaan neh, apakah kita terjebak dalam penilaian narsis?] Tentu saja tidak kawan, boleh gw ulangin sekali lagi, kami sangat nggak gampang percaya begitu aja, yang terkadang (mungkin sering), nggak langsung percaya sama pikiran sendiri (beda sama kurang percaya diri ya!). Konsep pengkategorian manusia yang dari tadi gw sebut-sebut disusun oleh seseorang psikoanalis (pentolannya) yang keburu meninggal sebelum akhirnya konsep itu dipublikasiin sama orang lain yang nemuin konsep tadi di lemari berkasnya. Dan saat ini konsep itu udah dikembangin dan digunakan luas diseluruh dunia. Dan gw pikir konsep itu merupakan suatu yang pengting kalo lo mo tau lo itu macan atau buaya.

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